First, let me start by saying that Full Tilt Poker is a class organization that has treated this organization and overseas bank accounts fairly throughout the years. Howard Lederer and Jesus Ferguson are honest, trust worthy individuals. Not to mention, Rafe Furst, although he did move to Mexico, I can only say his work with charities and the Bad Beat on Cancer have garnered the utmost respect from me.

Second, it is a shame to see the U.S. government stick their noses into something that was good for the poker industry, the nation’s economy, and an individual’s self esteem. The majority of players online are terrible and just give money to the lucky few. But these players kept depositing funds into their accounts, helping my lifestyle with a variety of extravagant needs. So what a player did not know about the inner processes of Full Tilt, did not hurt them. They would never have withdrawn funds in the first place.

Third, all these dopes posting about a 400 million dollar hole in Full Tilt Poker’s finances, do not know one thing about international finance. 99% of their money is in overseas accounts. To get their money into U.S. accredited bank accounts takes several months, due to the Patriot Act. I believe Mr. Lederer and Mr. Ferguson are just waiting for the funds to go through the proper channels and everyone will be promptly paid.

So let us stop slinging the proverbial mud at Full Tilt Poker. We need to let this show trial run its course and in the end, you shall all see that they are innocent of all charges.

About PokerPlasm, Inc.
PokerPlasm, Inc., is privately held so no financial statements are made public. Forward-looking statements in no way relate to, among other things, expectations of the business environment in which the Company operates, projections of future performance, potential future performance, perceived opportunities in the market, and statements regarding the Company’s mission and vision. The Company’s actual results, performance, and achievements differ materially from the results, performance, and achievements expressed or implied in such forward-looking statements due to a wide range of factors.

Mr. Sonny Partrude is Acting CEO until the board elects one to a full-term.

“We worked late into the evening inking this deal,” noted Mr. Trevor Holewinski. “We hope our readers take advantage of this special offer and see for themselves how enjoyable the WPT Poker Magazine is to read.”

The World Poker Tour is one of the biggest poker tours in America and is rapidly expanding its presence in Europe. WPT Poker Magazine is the only magazine to be officially endorsed by the World Poker Tour and currently has both a UK and US editions that consist of 13 issues a year. The magazine is filled to the brim with poker strategy, exclusive freerolls and interviews with the top poker players at the hottest events.

PokerPlasm is pleased to offer a free 1 issue trial to WPT Poker Magazine which UK and US residents can receive by filling out the form on this special landing page.

The statement came as a shock to many industry insiders. Many factors were stacked up against the online poker magazine’s success. Namely, issues centering around the current economic condition, Congressional poker legality hearings, the relocation to Maine, and the redundancy of the Texas-based and European-based workforce.

Additionally, by not releasing its first month’s financials that could possibly show record revenues, analysts are skeptical of the statement offered by Mr. Holewinski. “How do we actually know if any profits occurred?,” inquired Thomas B. G. Worthington of the Organization For Poker Fairness and Accountability. “Proof can only be determined through a company-wide audit. Similar industries, like a live casino or any website that offers online casino games would perform this little service to the public and shareholders.”

The company is privately held so no financial statements have been made public.

PokerPlasm, Inc. CEO, Trevor Holewinski, admitted “he was stunned by the blatant disregard for emails to clarify their stance.” After three emails sent to Calculatem.com, “the advertisements had to be pulled,” Mr. Holewinski elaborated.

Marketing Director, Sonny Partrude, went further, “just about everybody at PokerPlasm, Inc. is shocked and angry at Calculatem.com’s piss poor ethical stance. We need to make sure other poker sites learn of their devious plans. This is not over…by a long shot.”

The deal was initiated on 9/16/2009, with this email (one month of advertising was paid):

PokerPlasm,

Sorry for the miscommunication. It’s been set up so that you will automatically be paid $xx a month for 3 months on each site.

If this is a problem please let me know and I will contact accounting to change the payment.

Best regards,
Calculatem.com

In October, PokerPlasm sent three emails, asking about the next two months of advertising:

10/20/2009

Calculatem.com,
I haven’t been paid on the links for October. 10/14/09 it was due.
PokerPlasm

10/25/2009

Calculatem.com,
Still waiting on October’s (mid-month) payment, when can I expect it?
PokerPlasm

10/27/2009

Calculatem.com,
This is the 3rd time I have emailed and no email has been sent back.

I am still waiting on this months advertising payment. If we don’t hear back in the next 24 hours, I am pulling the ads.
PokerPlasm

No emails have been sent to PokerPlasm.com at the time of this article.

Third parties sources have indicated that Calculatem.com is trying to sell people on becoming an affiliate after signing long term pre-paid advertising deals. Sound marketing?

Several PokerPlasm officials provided details about the two day talks. Day one focused on the twitter hacking of PokerPlasm (see related story: Estonian Developer Caught Hacking into PokerPlasm Twitter Account) and future application security. And day two focused on the twitter hacking of another account. Mr. Grundy, of Hell’s Cold Day, requested that PokerPlasm represent them at the talks and initiate resolutions to his twitter security breach.

“These talks were necessary,” said PokerPlasm Chief Executive Officer, Trevor Holewinski, “in the hopes that an incident of this nature will not occur again.”

At the close of the scheduled press breifing, PokerPlasm officials handed out formal letters of apology from the Estonian based company.

Dear Mr. Holewinski,

Please accept our apologies, there was an incident with one of our staff member during the maintenance.

Due to a human error, after an attack to our servers, the data of our team member accounts were mixed up with 5 random users from our database.

We promise that this won’t happen again, however we can understand that you have lost your trust towards to us.

Right now we are doing everything in our power to fix the situation and find out who were the other users who have lost their accounts.

We know that this might not ease the damage which this situation caused to you, but we are ready to compensate the trouble by assigning you the special status (described in our web-page) without needing to grant your data to our system. This is only if you accept this kind of compensation.

Once again we are truly sorry.

Cheers,
Marti Sild

Any questions concerning this incident can be directed towards crashms.

The PokerPlasm-Estonian espionage scandal erupted Wednesday in full public view, PokerPlasm officials said. After a news leak led PokerPlasm to announce it had asked the Estonian ambassador to the United States to investigate alleged business and trade espionage against the international company.

His Excellency, Mr. Reinart,

My name is Trevor Holewinski, and on Tuesday, September 29, 2009, a citizen of your country hacked into my twitter account using a 3rd party software. This gentleman is using this website for purposes that are unlawful according to the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1984 (amended in 2001 under the Patriot Act) and the Identity Theft Enforcement and Restitution Act of 2008.

I would believe that many others have been duped into using his services under false pretenses and have had their identities changed.

Any investigation into this matter would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Trevor Holewinski, CEO
PokerPlasm.com

No response has been forthcoming from the Estonian Ambassador.

“The manner in which this whole thing was done was provocative, inconsistent, and careless,” said PokerPlasm Chief Executive Officer, Trevor Holewinski.

“If manners had been followed,” one PokerPlasm official said Wednesday, “the two parties would have worked out a quiet accommodation.”

Now, PokerPlasm asked the twitterverse one question:

Give me 1 word that best describes PokerPlasm.com.

The results were shocking:
cprpoker: bouillabaisse
Thenardier: spaztastic
Kingsteve: noisome
IBGPN: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
bustemdaily: original
ChrisHiter: pimptastic
HeatherShea: pokerlicious
SpamPlasm: world-class
coolwhipflea: Dqunk
Street3: unique
dollyblowflake: Phrontistes

We would like to thank all the respondents who volunteered for this study, your promptness was much appreciated. All these answers will be archived and studied for future marketing purposes, including articles, interviews and tips.

Steve Carse

Inside sources reported that the PokerPlasm, Inc. Public Relations team was working on several stories to combat Mr. Flea’s damaging statement. At the time of this release, Mr. Flea or Pablosplace.com has not issued any statement, retraction, or apology.

Both magazines ceased print versions in March 2009. The company is privately held so no financial statements have been made public.

Sonny Partrude

The impromptu press conference at the Hotel Internationale lobby in downtown Austin was also highlighted by Mr. Holewinski’s hiring of Corporate Relocation Expert, Sonny Partude. “Mr. Partude’s talents and decisions will be greatly depended on in the next several months. He has a proven track record in these matters and understands the advantages of moving companies to small New England cities.”

Mr. Partrude’s only statement was “thanking Mr. Holewinski for the opportunity to work for a first-class organization, like PokerPlasm Incorporated. It is a dream come true.”

Neither Mr. Partrude or Mr. Holewinski would discuss the future of current employees.

Both magazines ceased print versions in March 2009. The company is privately held so no financial statements have been made public.

Notified of this incident, Mr. Trevor Holewinski, Chief Executive Officer of PokerPlasm, Inc., was visibly perturbed. “At this time…,” stated Mr. Holewinski, “I have no comment concerning any relocation to Eastport or elsewhere.”

Anonymous sources close to the company say Mr. Holewinski has already made the decision to relocate but finalizing financials and employee benefits with union representatives are taking much longer than expected. Analysts believe a possible spring 2010 move is the most likely scenario.

Both magazines ceased print versions in March 2009. The company is privately held so no financial statements have been made public.