The Most Undeserving Player Wins Twitter Poker Tour Europe Event

published on 08/20/09 at 1:41 pm

In what analysts are calling the most astonishing event in the Twitter Poker Tour Europe’s long history, jordie21 celebrated a victory that have many Las Vegas odds makers puzzled. “To put it simply, a combination of unbelievable raises, horrendous calls, and blind luck,” stated Mr. C. W. Flea, PablosPlace.com owner, “were the three keys to his victory.” Several viewers of the event concurred with Mr. Flea’s statement.

Many of the European players were absolutely disgusted with the odds that he was hitting at, with one player actually disqualifying himself after vomiting at the table after jordie21 hit another all-in one outer. “He could of played with an Uno deck,” a livid Mr. Z. Trap stated, “because it didn’t matter, it was going to hit. It must have been amateur night.”

Twitter Poker Tour Chairman, Geoff Manning, could not be reached for comment.

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