Poker Player Jeopardizes Entire Bankroll on One Event

published on 03/12/09 at 2:32 pm

AUSTIN, TX, March 12, 2009 – Degenerate female poker player and former Argentinian pop star, Panndyra,the Poker Goddess, is hosting the Twitter Poker Tour event tonight at PokerStars. She has added a sum of $2,522 (ZWD) to the prize pool in the hopes of hooking up with one of the event organizers. The Poker Goddess runs several online blogs, which she will not name for fear of getting fired.

Speaking from her palatial digs near Matthew McConnaughey’s RV,

I’m looking forward to playing with the talented players on the TPT and beating them senseless…again.

I’ve set myself up as the bounty but I fully expect to win it all back. I just have that much confidence in myself and besides $2,522 Zimbabwean Dollars is a lot of money these days. I need it back.

Panndyra hopes that there are at least 40 players in the #TPT event this evening and is willing to do just about anything to ensure that there are. And yes, she means just about anything. Her antidepressants take away all her inhibitions.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, play in the #TPT tonight and every week. You’ll find hot chicks who play great poker and who aren’t afraid to show it.

Oh yeah and visit http://www.twitterpokertour.com for your password and sign in information. It’s well worth the minimal effort you’ll expend doing that.

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