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Graham Beasley Frustrated with Twitter Poker Tour’s Bad Boy

published on 12/12/08 at 9:30 am

Reminiscent of last week’s tour event, Street3 cursed numerous players, officials, and fans following another poor showing at this week’s Twitter Poker Tour event. TPT President, Graham Beasley, was personally upset with the scene. Discussing the situation with TPT Board member, CPRPoker, Mr. Beasley stated that

This sob has two options. He can abide by the rules and regulations of the TPT. Or he can abide by the rules and regulations of the TPT after I abide this Louisville Slugger to his head. The choice is his.

Yesterday’s comments by TPT Press Spokesman, The_Gov, were meant to move past the issues of the previous week’s tour.

I would like to allay all qualms of this evening’s event by saying that Street3 promises to behave accordingly.

But alas, the comments did not have the desired effect.

Speaking at another press event, The_Gov proposed that Street3 go through a bioidentical hormone replacement. This preventive medical approach or hormone therapy helps put an end to suffering and effects caused by stress induced adrenal fatigue and andropause (the male menopause), which physicians of the TPT might be the issue. By using natural hormones, Street3 could be a less stressed player at the table.

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