World’s Worst Poker Player

published on 10/10/08 at 8:52 am

It is official!

World's Worst Poker Player AwardLee “The Jester” Cambell has been awarded the World’s Worst Poker Player award for 2008. This honor, given out on an annual basis by the Society of Poker Players, is a tribute to gross incompetence, shameful gambling patterns, and utter poker inability.

Other notable candidates were Whiskers (Society of Poker Players Cat) and the citizens of Sheffield, UK.

PokerPlasm Europa was the first to report on this breaking story. Asked what he thought of the only award he has won in the poker arena, Mr. Cambell had this to say,

This is a bunch of bollocks!

Asked to comment further, Mr. Cambell pushed this reporter and cameraman away, and walked briskly into his Sheffield home. Before slamming the door, he replied with,

They…you…everyone will hear from my attorneys.

Another losing case for Mr. Cambell’s legal representatives, Beasley & Drabble Associates. More on this story as it becomes available.

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